Lamia-Dicacula

Looking at old pictures from old profiles. It makes me sad sometimes. I don't miss the old times. I like the new ones more. But something is still missing... :/

1.The Middle East is a barren wasteland where the justice system runs on a clear and simple limb-removal policy. 2.Don't eat anything from people who don't like you. 3.A woman crossdresser in the army probably will get caught. 4.Talking to yourself will eventually solve every problem. 5.When you don't have any other friends, animals are usually willing to sing with you. 6.If he came to the country to take over your land, your friends and family may have a problem with him. 7.Great shoes really can change your life. 8.Being a life-long damsel in distress will win any guy's heart. 9.If you cook and clean enough when you're single, you'